So what if retro aint cool anymore…Rasta shmasta- cool kids riding planks is so that last Jack Johnson movie and Drifting. What happened to celebrating our surfing heritage as a buncha stylish reprobates? Lurking in carparks and living in vans. Now that the ASP has all our heroes peeing in cups with their tennis player professionalism.
We the other 99 percent are gona be giving it stick like the old school at Llandudno this Saturday the 21st Rolling Retro with RVCA and VUDU surf- we all know how much you love to dress up there in the Cape so bust out the Zink- or keep it cosmic with a beaver tail and Gerry Lopez Single fin shooter the weather gods look they are on our side with sun , swell and a Summer’s day much like last year predicted- the slides are gonna be play…
A hundred bucks gets you in the draw for a sweet ol’ school Vudu replica surfboard- with the event logo on it, a RVCA tee, and in a heat with access to Robbie Macdonald of Vudu surf’s most delicious of quivers from old John Whitmores to some super nasty looking 80’s thrusters-or bring your own board if you have one and wana show it off- there will be prizes for best dressed dudes and dudettes and chow n’ beer at the lifesaving club…
Last year we had some serious players in the celebrity heat and this year’s looking no different- Lord Royden Bryson who’s now big in China and Japan will be in the mix, Mike Shlebach and the big wave crew will be there im sure as well as last year’s winner one Mike Grendon who recently rode a wave on a stepladder and in a speedo!?! so entertainment will be of a premium quality as well as the always lavish spread of eye-candy all over the beach- so which part don’t you get? And pull in…
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Posted by Hugo on the 17/02/2012 11:51
A food dlriveey guy locked his bike to mine. I took the air out of his rear tire. And waited for him.
Posted by Bayou on the 21/02/2012 00:44
That\'s nesnonse to believe that bike trips are distributed evenly across the populace. If you look at it per-capita, using a normal curve to approximate population/income level, you can see that that 50% of trips made poorest and richest is greater than the middle two groups. In otherwords, the richest (smug) and the poorest (no choice) individuals make, by far, the most bike trips.
Posted by Brijbhan on the 22/02/2012 09:20
I preefr not to carry any money, since my Canadian funds (1 back bacon slice = 1.2 litres of US liquified pennies) keep attracting hungry dogs to my back pocket.
Posted by Naser on the 22/02/2012 11:06
A food dlrvieey guy locked his bike to mine. I took the air out of his rear tire. And waited for him.