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It's punks and pansies on the BMT this week. |
| 26/08/2012 |
Who Blew Up
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1. Matt McGillivray.
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The kid’s in training for the Billabong Pro Junior at Seal Point next weekend. He’s in serious training. We watched him surf during the week, and we reckon he is going to win things at the Pro Junior and probably a few more things later on in life. Blowing up he is.
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The Kustom Airstrike 4/4 dropped last week and it’s a game changer. Without wishing to detract from the other surfers in the flick, it’s all about John John. He surfs with the same attitude and approach as AI, and he is going to win titles. Learning to surf in Hawaii will do that to ya.
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All that hard work, all the hours of shooting, editing, mixing and submitting clips, event when he knew that the numbers were against him in South Africa, has paid off for BG. A section in this clip – http://www.surfermag.com/videos/intermission/ – and a combined feature in Surfer Magazine mean that BG is killing it more than any South African surfer right now, pretty much.
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These guys totally burned Cheyne Magnusson on a trip to Bali recently, hitting him up for US$150 per board. You do not want to fly with these ous under any circumstances.
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At what stage does he get recognition for being a total doos? Seriously, if he’s not wearing one of these dumb suits, he’s wearing a dumb hat and mincing around like a fairy. I remember when pro surfers used to drink beer at night, concentrate on power surfing in the water, and swat irritating ous like this.
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Chad has been spending some time tweeting some bad shit about the surf media recently. He publicly wrote off the ous at Zigzag on Twitter, and then publicly wrote off the guys at Wavescape on Twitter. That only leaves the ous at Bomb before you’ve written off all the surf media owners in South Africa. Love your work.
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The Ross Taylor event raises R120K for Hospice, Jordy crashes and burns in R2 and a very lucky Andrew Zwiers packs his bags for Hawaii. |
| 19/08/2012 |
Who Blew Up
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1. Andrew Zwiers.
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The dude entered the Billabong Stretch Your Reality contest in which you have a chance of winning your ultimate experience. Andrew described going to Hawaii to watch the Billabong Pipe Masters – and that’s exactly what he will be doing at the end of the year courtesy of Billabong South Africa. Sick. He might even be able to fit a surf in, and might even get called a haole and get his face kicked in by some aggro moke if he’s lucky.
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2. The Ross Taylor benefit contest.
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It was held last weekend at Buffels Bay, and R121,000 was raised for Hospice from the event. A cool event, in honour of a legend, run by a bunch of really lekker people. That’s a lot of money going to charity. Ross would be stoked with it all. Those people who run surf events for inflated pay cheques and personal applause, and you know who you are, take note please.
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| BMT reader is, by his own admission, “a kook, dick, wussy, chicken etc’. The BMT is a great place to exorcise a few demons, and if you have the balls to tell the world, then tell us. Say what you gotto say. We don’t really condone calling yourself a dick though. That might be a bit too honest. |
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| Bomb photographer Craig Kolesky fought off three people who broke into his Cape Town apartment with the intention of robbing him and stealing his baby. Craig fought them off, saving his wife, mom-in-law and two month old baby in the process. Kolesky made the front pages of the Cape Argus for his heroic fight. Kolesky needed 38 stitches and his mom-in-law needed 20. Well done brother. |
And Who Blew It?

Those barrels just pinched on Jordy. © ASP / Kirstin
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We were all up and waiting and watching the webcast as Jordy just couldn’t come out of those little left barrels at Teahupo’o. A second round loss in a WCT event is a big bummer. Jordy must be disappointed. We’re disappointed. We’re all watching and living the world tour vicariously through Jordy, so an early loss is painful for us all.
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“C’mon girls, Let’s go and find this Andy guy from South Africa and give him a real Hawaiian welcome.” ©
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You might have won the Billabong Stretch Your Reality event, but you will be traveling and sharing a room with Jarvi as your constant companion, and you might even fall asleep on his broad shoulders on the 38-hour crossing to The North Shore. You’re going to come back a changed person. Cue Dr Evil laugh mwhahahahaahhahaaahaha
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This is his new logo. I know - we’re at a loss for words, which is rare for the writers of BMT. The least we can say is that Wok has sunk to new moral lows and that we find this totally morally reprehensible and in no way condone it and anything that he has to say. If you want to see just what twisted stuff goes on in that sick mind of his, check out iamwok.com - but we did warn you.
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Tensions flare, le clos surf mystery and SAA's ripping is causing a wave! |
| 12/08/2012 |
Who Blew Up
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1. Ian – a BMT reader.
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For some reason Ian took offence at my last BMT and some of the words he used to describe me and the article in questions were, and I quote, ”meaningless, juvenile, leaves a bad taste, lacks style and finesse, promotes an aggressive thug-like mentality and so unnecessary.” Which is quite a nice and solid list of crit. Each to their own I guess, and people should be allowed to voice their opinions. Just to show there are no hard feelings, I decided to run these two shots I found of Ian ripping yesterday.
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The Cape Town Women’s Day Challenge took place at Muizenberg in the Cape, and Muizies local Danielle Johnson took the U20 division by beating Holly Armstrong, Emma Smith and Tahra Uren. Love your work, Danielle.
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| Aussie battler Dingo Morrison has been getting tubed off his head in South Africa the last few weeks and as you read this, is probably getting tubed on his backhand at one of the world’s best left-handers. Dingo has been traveling the country with a big smile on his face and spreading good vibes along the way. Good to have you here bru. |
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Got it wrong last week. Chad le Clos does surf. We were pointed to this video of him surfing - www.youtube.com/watch - and was told that he definitely does surf. Unfortunately the video doesn’t show him standing up, so the jury is still out as to whether he can actually stand up or not. Does anyone know? Is our Gold Medalist Olympian swimmer and total and utter legend of all time a kook in the surf? Does he surf worse than BMT reader Ian (above) (unlikely…) Please let us know.
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Back to good old nefarious tactics again from our national carrier. If you have any luggage bigger than 80cm in length you’re paying through your ring. Kulula is even worse at this stage. One bag only. Anything else and you’re paying. Either way, we’re back to square one, and it’s all about paying for your surfboards to get smashed by inconsiderate baggage handlers who then go through your bags and steal your trainers.
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One beer after your surf is all it takes and you’re over the limit these days. We know that it’s lekker to have a dop on the beach after a classic surf and watch the sun go down on a perfect line-up with a few mates, but drunk drivers kill people. Don’t drink and drive. Please.
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Blow-ins, twitter wars and a whole lot of bling. |
| 05/08/2012 |
Who Blew Up
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1. Mikey February.
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Picked up some watches from his brand new sponsor Nixon, headed over to Cali and got a 5th in the US Open Junior. Good one M-Feb! history sections will show that South Africans who go overseas and do it tough to further their surfing careers are the ones that succeed.
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Not a surfer, but what a boykie. Came from behind to beat Michael Phelps fair and square at the Olympics in the 200m Butterfly and get gold. Went on to get a silver medal a swell.
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1. Takes a long time to get local status. 'Nuff said
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Ok so you’ve moved to your favourite wave, and you’re a Trustafarian and don’t need to work and are spending a lot of time in your new line-up. Got news for you buddy - you’re not a local. In other news, fuck off.
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2. Slater, not fazed by the false JOB's out there.
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The JOB/Slater twitter wars. They look interesting on the surface, but when you dig in and find out that the person tweeting al the insults from Jamie’s account is not JOB himself, the whole thing becomes meaningless and totally lame.
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3. Up coast missions are going to be a thing of the past soon enough.
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The Government. Fck ou’s, another petrol price increase? How are we going to go up the coast, or down the coast, ever again? Do you guys even think about the plight of the surfer? I guess not…
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