Adventure

 

Reef cuts, a volcano and a deserted Island.

24/09/2012

Meander with the Trades

 


 

Eventually soaking in a much needed bath, the water provides comfort and support for my broken ribs, cut feet and stiff body. I breath in, it still feels like my body is rocking back and forth with the waves. I breathe out, feeling my wounds stinging and throbbing with each heart beat. I close my eyes and a subtle scent of old fish, rice and sun block still lingers.  Immersed in my sensory memories, my experiences, the ups and downs and my small epiphanies of life caused by every, in hindsight, some-what foolish decisions I made. All which are responsible for the best adventure of my life. In those moments where you feel truly alive, there is a fine line between bliss and that split second where you are about to eat shit and the line runs through your head, “this is going to hurt”. To really live we have to be prepared to take those chances.


°°°°
Over 30hours of flying, lay overs and the most terrifying driving I’ve experienced in my 25 year existence. I open my eyes one last time to check my pockets for my wallet and passport, just to crash into another sleep on what appeared to be a tellytubbie covered bed and pillow case. I can’t tell if I’m alive or dreaming when I open one eye, feeling drool running down my cheek and collecting on Tinki’s winky and Po’s face. I recollect almost colliding head first into trucks, ramping off the road down hills covered in thick, virgin forests and having my ears polluted by music that resembled TV game sound effects mixed with farm animal noises and a hint of fart, if that’s even possible. I need water; I’m feeling hung over from dehydration. Stepping out of my room I’m overwhelmed by heat, humidity, the smell of cooking food, the sea and the moist earth below my feet. I grab a cold bottle of water, instantly wetting my hand with condensation, while following my ears to the sound of crashing waves. I’ve made it! In no time I experienced my first eyegasm while watching perfection reeling down the line for approximately 150 meters. I’m in no time removed from my solace with a, “heelo meester, you go surping?” Having to blink, I severed my connection with the wave and my mental 10 point barrel ride. Then again to refocus on a short, dark skinned, little man with a smile so big it almost wrapped around his head exposing his perfect pearly whites.

my head hurt with stoke

Thus far the journey was planned, this is where I wanted to be, where my tickets had brought me. Over a period of two weeks I pushed myself, got incredible waves, broke a rib and caught the flue. This wasn’t going to stop me. I needed something new, spontaneity, no plans just a progressive manifesting journey. Soon I befriended another traveller, solitary in character, with whom I mentioned a few of my ideas. With his fluency in the local dialect and our shared need for adventure the universe must have heard us because the ball began rolling.


considering what the horizon held for us

During the night the word was instantly out. Two white boys needed accommodation, a boat and crew for tomorrow morning. The accommodation is best described by my diary entry:

“…fancy shit this, a breakfast of rice and oily prawn crackers included in the price. As if telling us this would make it feel we got a real deal! The ceiling is falling in, the carpeted floor sticks to the bottom of my slip slops, spider webs net the corners of the bathroom walls. A dirty eastern style toilet, with no shower, only a bucket of water to clean myself. I’ll opt to stay dirty while crammed into this tiny room next to the road. It was hot, noisy, my pillow felt greasy and with compliments came the wafting scent of concentrated urine from the toilet. Fuck my rib hurt, I couldn’t even sniff without feeling like a midget was head butting me. Jo stuck surf wax in his ears, providing a muffled relief from the road, my coughing and my cursing.”

Incredibly, soon after waking we were, with bags on our backs and a board under each arm, loaded onto two scooter taxis and taken to the water’s edge where we were met by our crew and floating home. On the ocean we took a detour to visit a historical site, the source of magnanimous destruction and power. Advised not to climb any higher than half way up the volcano, we ignored the warning with teenage stupidity. Slowly creeping up the last quarter on our hands and feet, the merciless gradient and loose black gravel meant every so often we slid downwards a few meters. Reaching the summit and sitting on the steaming hot caldera, we looked into the core of the Earth while having sulphurous fumes bellowed into our faces. I’ve never been more stoked to be immersed in the smell of rotten eggs. With a panoramic view enabling us to see the edge of the Earth and knowing that falling in was equally as likely as falling back down meant that the stoke and adrenaline were coursing through our veins, numbing us to the heat burning our arses and removing the soles from under our shoes.


As She passed wind, we smiled and marvelled at Her beauty


Arriving at the island was extraordinary. We rounded the headland of the bay, between two majestic, intimidating black rocks. The ocean swell was big. I could see a ship wrecked on the beach. The forest was lush, thick and uninhabited. Soon the boat stopped and the captain pointed using his thumb, while saying, “we wait, you surping”. Only seeing from behind what appeared to be a small set, the disappointment was huge and obvious on our faces. Jo said we need to jump in and check it out. While paddling we debated what was wrong, maybe the swell direction? On observation we realized why it looked so small. From behind you simply couldn’t see them. They hugged the reef at an acute angle, reeled like a steam train, endlessly, hollow, down the line with unhindered energy. “It’s perfect”, we muttered, “but, are they makeable? It sucks dry in some places.” This is too dangerous. I needed booties and a gath, of which I had neither.

We waited. Jo picked one off hooting as he came over the shoulder and sharing some survival tips. I snatched one, never having surfed so fast I managed to just sneak over the shoulder before a close out section. I seriously kakked myself. “I want another”, I said. Honestly, what was I thinking? I spotted a bigger one, turned, looking down a perpetual the line. There’s no room for hesitation or mistake with the reef nearly sucking dry on takeoff. The wave is feathering in front of me no matter how fast I weave. I hear the liquid tunnel catch up from behind and speed ahead, I’m focused, experiencing total ecstasy balanced by equal fear, I’m in survival mode, locked in while chasing an exit that never seems to draw nearer. The adrenaline slowed time, creating an incredible clarity as my brain interpreted every feeling with amazing speed. This wave never ends, my legs are aching. I start panicking a bit. I can see the wave angle change slightly. It’s definitely going to close. I try my best to punch through the back but at such speed I simply bounced on the water’s surface only to have, “this is really going to hurt” run through my head. Suspended in a second with that single thought, realty changed to real time as I felt the wave pick me up and throw me over the falls. I got repeatedly nailed, my foot was totally grated, the inside of my leg too. Two fins were bust out. I stood up noticing the water wasn’t much deeper than my shin. In a moment I saw copious amounts of vermilion blood running down my legs and Jo surfing a volatile looking barrel before another wave hit me. I didn’t feel pain but total stoke. No regret. That was the most intense wave I’ve ever had in my life.


Sleeping required skill and innovation on our floating home

We had two more days of surf to ourselves, surrounded by natural beauty and silence. What more could we have asked for? Our journey back stretched from 4 to 12 hours as our engine died. We sat bobbing in the ocean, no food or water luckily to have a fishing boat discover us, give us fish and water, while towing us back to land.

Looking back, in its own jaded way climbing that volcano and surfing that island against all odds were perfect experiences in their own right. There no what ifs, imagine ifs or we should haves because we did it, we tried it, we experienced the consequences and rewards with no holding back. I’m a better surfer and person because of it all and thinking about it makes me stoked to be alive.


Our secret spot, “Cicadas”



  

 
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Posted by Kieren on the 25/09/2012 10:09
Epic Bro!

Posted by Joseph on the 25/09/2012 21:39
Some of the most memorable times to remember and more to come!

Posted by Lindi on the 26/09/2012 09:10
As usual if it isn't floods or tsunamis that greet you, you always have the most incredible adventures. Live the life!!

Posted by Hylton on the 26/09/2012 10:24
Sick story bro! Thats living the dream...

Posted by Steve on the 26/09/2012 10:42
awesome story man, reading it I was there with you. Brilliant!

Posted by Caro on the 26/09/2012 11:52
“One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surf-board, and a wave.” Naima Green Your story proves this dude!

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Your spirit, energy,enthusiasm,gall and down right courage have always amazed me !!! I am lucky to have you as family..

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Your spirit, energy,enthusiasm,gall and down right courage have always amazed me !!! I am lucky to have you as family..

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Thats my boy. You always keep us on the edge!

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What an adventure !!

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Awesome story- looking forward to hearing some more adventures from you in the future!!!

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Aweome Patricia! I'm meant to be studying right now - but this adventure seems way awesome...why so mystical?

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Fantastic experiences and indelible memories!

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stoke trumps teenage stupidity time and time again :) xxxz

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Awesomely written bud! Stoked to have read it and experienced it! Nicely done!!

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WOW! Glad your mother did not know what you were up to!

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So cool man. I felt right there in the barrel with you!! You must have had the most amazing time. I have to do that someday.

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